First world problems – retail chrometophobia

I have a hundred euro.

I’ve had it for nearly three weeks now. Someone gave it to me as a gift to spend on myself and myself only.

It is a wonderful, unexpected gift that I have been regularly dreaming about for months now.

There’s only one problem. I have absolutely no idea what to do with it. Continue reading First world problems – retail chrometophobia

Oh it’s here! Why? has arrived

Oh it’s here! And it’s ON! I always knew this day was coming. Initially I thought we might have swapped it for an alternative stage called “What’s that? What’s it doing?“, which is a two-part ponderance that has been applied to literally anything and everything in the last few months. Even when whatever that is does not actually “do” something. (What’s that? It’s a wall. What’s it doing? – do you see what I mean?) Continue reading Oh it’s here! Why? has arrived